100 Things You Taught Me

On New Year’s Eve, the girlfriend who had promised to go home with me was nowhere to be found.

Instead, my close friend, Logan, sent two voice notes.

“Bro, your girl is mine now!

“You have no idea. Ever since we were kids, my dad only ever listens to her. One word from her is worth more than a hundred from me! It works great, I love it, and I’ll definitely use it again!”

At exactly midnight, as fireworks exploded outside the window, Chloe called me, laughing.

“You have no idea. Thank God I came over! Mr. Creston looked like he was ready to beat Logan up–”