Dad Punishes Me With Endless Homework Hell

On my fourth birthday, Dad establishes a system to punish me by making me solve math problems.

For every word I spell incorrectly, I'll be punished with 30 math problems.

For every minute I am late getting out of bed, I'll be punished with 40 math problems.

For every syllable I pronounce incorrectly while reading out loud, I'll be punished with 50 math problems.

"You have to do your math problems well and make sure you outperform that woman's child! You must make the Rowland family proud of you!"