Don’t Worry, I Got a New Groom

When the fire broke out, the video of Scott rushing into the flames to die with his true love went viral overnight.

While the public mourned their tragic romance, some noticed me—trapped in the same burning building, pinned under a collapsed beam, legs twisted at a grotesque angle. In the footage, I stared blankly through smoke as they kissed, my ash-stained fingers trembling while dialing emergency services.

“Lmao, that bystander looks traumatized. Watching them kiss probably killed her will to live.”

“She looks like a clown who wandered onto a teen drama set.”