Exposed Through the Sidepiece’s Secondhand Phone

When my old phone finally died after eight years, I picked a new model and asked my wife, Mandy Sudds, for her opinion. When she saw the price, her face fell.

"A marriage should involve compromise from both parties. Last week, you wanted $1,000 for a trip, and this week, you want another $1,000 for a phone.

“Why didn't you think about how much I make from waking up early in the morning and coming home late at night? Have some sense, Mick."

I had never traveled with her before, and all I wanted was a picture of her to commemorate the trip.

Just one picture.