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Failing Her Marriage Test

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Abstract

Linda lived her life by a rubric.

Back when we were dating, she told me with clinical certainty that anyone or anything scoring below a ninety wasn’t worth her time.

After we got married, every breath I took became quantifiable.

On our first anniversary, I spent six hours in the kitchen preparing all her favorite dishes.

She took a single bite. "Eighty-nine."

Then she laid her silverware down and left to have dinner with Elvis, who had texted saying his stomach hurt and he had no appetite.

At the company’s annual gala, I tried on twenty-seven tailored suits.

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