Getting Rich Off Her Affair

On my birthday, my wife trended on social media with another man.

Tim had posted a photo wearing the limited-edition luxury watch I was supposed to unwrap that night.

"My favorite little girl sure knows how to show respect," his caption read. "Gave Papa her husband’s birthday present to wear first. Come kneel and thank me, and I might just grant you a kiss."

The image breaking the internet was a close-up of the two of them, mouths pressed together in an intimate, breathless kiss.

Moments later, Adriana called me.