I Don't Take Pressure, I Bring It

I'm a born egotist. I never spiral or beat myself up over anything. If someone screws with me, I screw them right back.

As a kid, my parents always favored my elder sister. One Children's Day, they bought her a cake and got me nothing.

I flipped the table and smashed the cake into a complete mess. "Who are you trying to bullshit? If you can't afford two kids, don't have two. If you're that broke, why didn't you just get sterilized back then?"

In high school, my cousin snatched one of my toys. My aunt said that he was still little and that I should let him have his way.