Left at the Service Area

At the end of December, traffic on the highway was backed up for miles, and my blind date and I started arguing over which road to take.

"I told you women can't drive. The left side is obviously closer, but you insist on listening to the GPS!"

While I went to the restroom, he actually drove my car away.

I was left alone at an abandoned service area in twenty-two-below-zero weather and nearly froze to death.

The first thing I did when I woke up was grab the police officer's hand and cry.

"Officer, I’ve been robbed! There were three cases of Macallan and ten gold bars in the car!"