Miu Miu And Mistaken Love

My online boyfriend sent me a Miu Miu dress.

By some stroke of bad luck, my mother accidentally put the package into my younger sister’s closet.

The good news was that I had just discovered my online boyfriend was actually Austin, the boy I had secretly loved for three years.

The bad news was that when my sister wore the dress, he mistook her for me and confessed his love to her.

Just as I was about to type out an explanation to him, a cascade of glowing bullet comments drifted across my vision: