My Boss Has My Husband's Face

Taking my three-year-old daughter to the office.

I thought the biggest disaster would be her smashing a coworker's coffee mug.

Instead, a coworker snapped a photo of her next to our billionaire CEO and dropped it in the company group chat.

Three hundred employees.

Three seconds of dead silence.

And then, absolute chaos.

To make matters worse, my daughter threw herself into the CEO's arms and cheerfully yelled, "Daddy!"

Meanwhile, my actual husband was at home scrolling through his phone.

You want to guess what he reached for first? The carving knife, or the rolling pin?