My Cousin Stopped Acting Crazy

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My Cousin Stopped Acting Crazy

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Abstract

My cousin had been pretending to be mentally disabled and freeloading at my house for five years. He scared off two of my ex-girlfriends and drained my parents’ retirement savings.

This time, he set his sights on my cunning girlfriend, who was a company president, and sneaked into the guest room.

He ended up pinned to the floor by her.

My mother rushed in and slapped me.

“He cannot help the way he is, but what is your excuse? Couldn’t you just let it go?”

My girlfriend remained perfectly calm. She pulled up three months of security footage and said in a flat tone, “You might want to save…

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