My Driver's Delusional Girlfriend

Every time my driver, Jason, sent me to the office, he brought his girlfriend along.

Since we were all headed in the same direction, I never made a fuss.

However, one morning, I opened the car door to see a note taped to my usual seat.

[No freeloaders allowed in this car!]

I tore the note off and turned to Jason.

“What's this supposed to mean?!”