My Family's Favorite Joke: I'm a Thief

I bring my girlfriend, Madeline Conway, back to my village hometown to meet my parents and discuss marriage plans.

Mom and Dad grin slyly as they say, "You're going to have to be careful with your belongings after marrying Jasper, Maddie."

My younger brother, Justin Norman, bursts out in laughter. He scoffs and says, "You probably don't know this, Maddie, but Jasper stole Mom's gold necklace when he was little. Dad locked him up in the storeroom all day and night and still couldn't get a confession out of him."

The moment he says that, Mom and Dad smack the table and burst into laughter.