My Sister Steals Everything I Wanted So I Give Her All

My younger sister, Zelda York, is a pretty little airhead. She's naive and always falling for other people's tricks.

Frustrated by her lack of sense, Mom grabs her by the ear and lectures her again and again. "Lauren is smart. You should learn from her whenever you run into trouble."

A light bulb goes off in Zelda's head. From then on, she becomes utterly devoted to me.

She's convinced that whatever I have must be the best.

When I'm eight, a severe allergic reaction leaves me fighting for my life. Just as I manage to pull out my allergy medication, she snatches it away.