My Wife Asked Me To Get Euthanized

On April Fools’ Day, I texted my wife and told her I was terminally ill. I told her that I had no more than a month left to live.

I thought that if I made her cry, I would make it up to her with a villa.

But as soon as I reached the front door, I heard her complaining inside. “Terminally ill? He’s already dying. Don’t tell me he’s going to waste money on treatment.

“That money will be ours sooner or later. Why should he spend it on himself?

“No. When he gets home, I’ll tell him I’m pregnant.

“He loves me so much. He’ll definitely give up treatment for the baby and me.”