Entry XAERQMXV
My Wife Gave Me a Vengeful Parrot
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1 chapter · 1 chapter readable hereAbstract
My wife gifted me an African Grey parrot. Every single day, it screamed at me: "Die, brother, die."
I sent it to a highly specialized avian behavioral correction facility.
Every day, they locked it in a mirror enclosure, looping an audio track three thousand times: "I am a good bird."
I did this because I had been reborn.
In my previous life, on the very first day this bird entered our home, it only knew two phrases.
"Ugly brother."
"Die, brother."
I thought it was just mimicking something it had heard.
Then, my health began to fail.
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