She Got the Job, I Got the Truth

On the day I finally helped my wife land the hospital's deputy director position, she told me she was ready to make our relationship public.

But at her induction ceremony, the medical resident who'd always seemed to have it in for me beat her to the stage. He took her hand and cooed at her like a lovesick teenager.

"Thank you for finally telling everyone about us, Megan. I promise I'll take good care of you and our baby."

The room went silent for a beat, then erupted into applause, everyone gushing about what a perfect match they made.