Steal My Protein Powder? Enjoy the Pig Formula!

After my roommate secretly drank the protein powder I kept in our dorm,

her weight shot up from 100 pounds to 135 pounds in just a single month.

She literally cried and accused me of poisoning her.

"What the hell did you put in here? Are you trying to kill me?!"

I let out a cold laugh. "When you were busy stealing it, why didn't you bother asking what it actually was?"

What she didn't know was that it wasn't protein powder. It was a rapid fattening formula I had custom-mixed for my lab pigs.

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