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The Art of Being Clueless

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Abstract

I was born with an incredibly thick skin. Some might call it a profound lack of awareness.

In elementary school, the kids in my class would laugh in my face and call me an orphan.

I’d just puff out my chest with pride. "That's right! I'm the only orphan in the whole school! That makes me the coolest one here!"

The principal walked by once and thought I was being bullied so badly my brain had broken.

Furious, he called all their parents in. Those kids went home and got the grounding of a lifetime.

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