The brother-in-law had a heart attack, but his wife was busy camping with her ex-lover

My brother-in-law had a sudden heart attack. The doctor said my wife was the only surgeon who could perform the necessary operation.

The situation was critical. When I finally managed to get a hold of her, it was her first love who answered the phone.

"We're heading out camping. We won't be back tonight!"

I was frantic. "Leo had a heart attack! He needs surgery immediately. Get her back to the hospital now!"

Then I heard my wife's impatient voice on the other end. "Will you ever stop? Now yo