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The Day She Voted Me Out

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Abstract

On my son’s tenth birthday, my wife decided to run another “Dad Election.”

She gathered everyone around the kitchen island—me, our son, and Trevor Barnes, the high school sweetheart who had recently swaggered back from his London post with an immaculate tan and an offshore hedge fund. Between us sat a two-tiered custom buttercream cake, the candles already dripping wax onto the sugar pearls.

“All right, Toby,” Gwen announced, her voice ringing over the chatter of thirty guests with the practiced charm of a founder pitching Series A funding. “Polls are open. Time to cast your ballot.”

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