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The Fifty Dollar Designer Shopping Spree

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Abstract

Maisie was twenty-one, but she navigated the world with the performative, weaponized helplessness of a toddler. She referred to herself exclusively as "Baby." She spoke in a high, breathy coo, stomping her designer-clad feet when she didn’t get her way, and somehow, almost everyone in our university cohort treated it like a sacred duty to keep her happy.

It was Thanksgiving weekend—specifically, Black Friday, the chaotic peak of the holiday shopping season—when Maisie stood up in our lecture hall, tilted her chin up, and clapped her hands to get everyone’s attention.

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