The Perfect Wife Score

When I walked out of the funeral home, the Perfect Wife app my boyfriend, Ryan Keller, developed popped up with its 99th penalty notification.

[Perfect Wife Score: -3. Reason: Too many calls.]

I opened the app. Three years' worth of deductions filled the screen.

I lost a point for asking him to pick me up from work in the pouring rain. Apparently, that made me too dependent.

Three more disappeared after a fight because I refused to admit I was wrong. According to the app, that made me dishonest.