Entry JP6M7MYG
The Prince Wants My Protection
Status: In progressLang: EnglishRevised:
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1 chapter · 1 chapter readable hereAbstract
The "Sweet Peach" persona my agency spent three long years building for me died. It took exactly seven minutes into a live-streamed wilderness survival show.
Cause of death: a six-foot black rat snake.
Method of execution: me, grabbing it by the neck with one hand, whipping it through the air in a perfect arc, slamming it onto the dirt, and yelling in my thickest, most unfiltered Appalachian drawl:
"Lord almighty! Get your scaly ass down! Who the hell do you think you're messing with?!"
Thirty million people were watching live.
My manager went into near-cardiac arrest on the spot.
Cross-references
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- I Refused to Die, and He Was Shocked1 chapter readable here—In progress
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- Haunting My Ex’s Girlfriend1 chapter readable here—In progress