The Trust Fund Diagnosis

As the sole living practitioner of ancient, esoteric holistic medicine.

My medical skills were so absurdly effective that even getting a full night's sleep was a luxury I couldn't afford.

I was utterly exhausted by the relentless demands of global elites treating me like a living miracle worker.

So, when my biological parents finally tracked me down, I immediately faked being mute to avoid any more unwanted attention.

I assumed what would follow was a cliché, soap-opera battle with the "fake" daughter they had raised, full of toxic mansion drama.