He Paid $1,000 for a $1,000,000 Banquet. So I Gave Him a Funeral

My shop caters to all kinds of banquets, and today I landed a $1 million birthday gala contract. I was over the moon.

The second I posted it in the local business owners' group chat to brag, I expected everyone to be jealous. Instead, I got nothing but pity.

"Looks like it's finally your turn to deal with that deadbeat. You're about to take a huge hit on this one!"

The messages came pouring in, each one worse than the last. The messages made one thing clear: every one of them had been burned by him.