A Joke Proved He Never Loved Me

The news of Jared Foley and me breaking up completely stuns our social groups.

After all, we've been together for ten whole years. Even the invitations to our wedding are printed.

When faced against our friends' doubts and questions, I merely reply, "We broke up over a joke."

At a classmates' reunion on the day before, the drunken Chuck Garner, the class president, suddenly asks Jared a question.

"Heather's your fiancee, whereas Paige is your first love. Who would you rescue if both of them fall into the sea at the same time?"