A Vasectomy for Her Lover: I Sent Her Packing

While I'm waiting for my vasectomy to start, I see a popular question trending on a forum.

"What's the best revenge for a man?"

An anonymous answer is upvoted all the way to the top of the comment section.

"By stealing everything he's proud of while playing the role of his best friend, of course! To be honest with you, this is how I treat my childhood friend, too.

"Before he realizes it, his parents already view me as their biological son. The company has bestowed upon me a position that's superior to his.