Broken for One More Time

I'm in a secret marriage with Jessica Justice, a female CEO, for eight years.

In order to please Cole Miller, Jessica has almost gotten divorced with me 99 times so far.

The first time she brings up divorce, it's because my socks' colors are mismatched.

The second time she does, she claims that the way I mop the floor is too ugly.

…

The reason of the 98th divorce is that I step through the doorway with my left foot first.

Every time divorce is brought up, I'll always beg Jessica to not go through with it in an extremely lowly and humble manner.