Cheating Wife's Double Life

My father-in-law said he wanted to experience "how the young folks have fun these days," so I took him to my wife's newly opened upscale cocktail bar for a quiet drink.

I’d just finished ordering him a custom cocktail when a man from a booth across the room swaggered over, glass in hand.

His eyes scanned the drink menu on our table, and a condescending smirk twisted his lips.

"Only ordering the cheapest well drinks?" he sneered. "Brought the old man here to enjoy the free air conditioning? Trash like you belongs in a dive bar. Who even let you in here?"