Divorcing My Toxic Husband and His Sweetheart

Ethan and I lost our marriage certificate. Again.

As we stood in the City Hall waiting to get a replacement copy for the ninth time, his childhood best friend, Chloe, raised her voice from behind the service counter.

"Sir, are you sure you want to sign this? This woman, Seraphina Vance, has been divorced eight times, had nine abortions, and has HIV and syphilis! She’s a walking biohazard! Are you fully aware of this?"

Crash!

A young couple sitting nearby gasped in horror, the groom-to-be falling right out of his chair in shock.