Everyone but Me Knew She'd Marry Him

I've always been a little slow on the uptake, always a beat behind everyone else.

I tend to leave my keys in the door and don't remember to take them out until the next day.

Sometimes, I order two takeout meals and completely forget I even placed the orders.

I don't even notice when my girlfriend goes off the grid for days.

Justin Peck pokes me in the forehead. "Nathan Walker, you're something else. How did you even manage to lose track of your own girlfriend? Aren't you worried Laura is seeing someone on the side and will dump you?"