Forced to Buy My Wife's First Love a Home

While I'm off taking a mascot job at the mall just to make a quick buck, my wife, Marissa Osbourne, is accompanying her first love, Dominic Finch, on a shopping trip to buy him a suit.

She even goes as far as to buy him five suits in one go just to show how generous she is. The thing is, those suits cost three months of my salary.

When Marissa approaches me, she doesn't recognize me in the mascot suit. Instead, she starts jeering at me.

"To think that a grown man is still dressed up as a mascot in a mall just to earn money! What a pathetic loser!"