Ghosting My E-Girlfriend, Only to Find Her at MIT

When my college acceptance letters arrived, I sent a text to my online crush.

"I can't go to Harvard. Goodbye."

Then I turned around, enrolled at MIT, and blocked her number.

Fast forward to my freshman year practicum. The graduate teaching assistant stood at the front of the class and called my name.

"You. Come up to the board and solve this. I've taught you this before."

Me: "..."

Are you kidding me?! Why the hell is the girl I met online, who desperately wanted me to go to Harvard, teaching my class at MIT?!

During my junior year of high school, my grades took a massive nosedive.