Girlfriend Called Me Stingy, So I Homeless Her Family

Before we moved in together, my girlfriend told me she was an independent woman who didn't spend a man's money, and she wanted to split everything 50/50. I said fine. I'd cover the rent, and she'd cover the small day-to-day expenses. But she wouldn't have it. "Do you have any idea how much all the day-to-day expenses add up to? You sneaky little man, you're trying to take advantage of me, aren't you?" Except we always ate at the company cafeteria. Those so-called day-to-day expenses were nothing more than water, electricity, and gas.