He Failed Every Question About Me

At the wedding rehearsal, the emcee smiled and asked Ethan Shaw:

“If the bride got lost, where would you go first to find her?”

He answered without thinking, “The café.”

I was allergic to coffee, and the one who liked drinking coffee was my best friend.

The second question was, “Do you remember the bride’s period?”

He answered without thinking again, “The seventh of every month.”

The seventh was my best friend’s, and my period was on the fifteenth.

The third question was, “Please describe your bride in five words.”