He Used Me As A Surrogate

I was sitting in the waiting room at the clinic, mindlessly scrolling through a viral Reddit thread titled: What is the most catastrophic mistake you’ve ever made at work?

The top comment, pinned and glowing with tens of thousands of upvotes, was from a woman claiming to be the executive assistant to a tech CEO.

“The day my boss went to the courthouse to get married, I accidentally submitted my own details on the marriage license instead of his fiancée's. He was so terrified of making me feel bad for the screw-up that he just went with it. We’re legally married.”