Hearse vs Wedding Car: Someone Dies Today

During my dad's funeral procession, the hearse grinds to a halt when a wedding convoy blocks its way. I get out of my car and try to negotiate with the groom, only for him to grab a brick and smash it right into my head.

"Who the hell do you think you are for blocking my way? Do you have any idea who I'm marrying?"

In fact, the groom has the nerve to stomp down on the gas pedal and crash into the hearse, sending it—and my dad's body—flipping over the road.

"What do you mean 'respect the dead'? As if! My wife is the chairwoman of Nexora Group!