I Spared Myself a Nightmare Marriage

The day before my wedding, my friend sent me a link to a viral web app called 'A Conversation with Your Future Self.'

Looking at my fiancee, Wilma Lambert, still asleep beside me, I decided to give it a try and sent a message.

[Future me, I'm marrying the woman I've loved for seven years tomorrow. I'll definitely be happy after we get married, right?]

The screen flickered, and a reply came almost instantly.

[No. That's because your wife has already cheated on you. On your wedding night, she'll spend it with your best friend, Hank Gilbert.]