Kindergarten Homework: Track Mom's Period

When Eloise Garpin, my daughter, comes back from kindergarten, she tells me that her teacher, Karen Linsell, has given her class a weird assignment. Apparently, everyone is to record their mothers' menstrual week.

But what makes things weirder is that whenever I'm on my period, John Garpin, my husband who's often busy with work, keeps offering to pick Eloise up from kindergarten.

One day, I come across a post on a social media app.

"What should I do? I've fallen in love with my student's rich father! Oh dear, I really like him so much!