Mafia Husband Gone Mad

On my birthday, one of my husband’s subordinates leaned close to him and whispered in Russian, “Sasha has a surprise prepared for you tonight.”

My husband smiled at me as he finished cutting my cake. Then, in the same language, he replied, “She has quite a few tricks in bed. I’ll see her later.

“Just don’t let Madam find out, or I’m afraid I’ll get thrown out.”

Everyone around laughed and assured keep it quiet.

None of them knew that I’d been fluent in multiple languages since I was a child.