Mom Took Me to Court for $60

In my first year out of college, my mother sues me over the 60 dollars a month I give her for living expenses.

In court, she breaks down in tears. "She only gives me 60 dollars a month! And she makes me check in every single day before she'll hand over that day's money!

"I raised her and her brother all on my own. I gave everything I had to put her through college. How can she do this to me?"

Her lawyer submits printed copies of our text conversations as proof.

The judge frowns as he reads through them, then passes them to me. "Defendant, are these messages authentic?"