My Counterattack Against The Office Predator

At the company dinner, I snatched my unconscious male colleague back from death's door.

But the first words out of his mouth when he woke up were accusations that I'd taken advantage of him. He even posted online demanding I make it up to him by becoming his girlfriend.

I thought that was the peak of shamelessness -- until today's meeting, when he collapsed at my feet clutching his chest again, and the entire company pressured me to save him.

I let out a cold laugh, took half a step back, and dialed 911.