My Ordered Incubus Was Not As Advertised

The incubus I bought online was a complete bait and switch.

The product page promised a sweet, obedient, and thoroughly domesticated companion.

What I actually got was a feral menace.

I pictured coming home to a hot meal, a spotless apartment, and someone eager to warm my bed.

Instead, I came home to cold leftovers, a wrecked living room, and a shrieking disaster of a demon.

Warming my bed? I wouldn't let this guy near my sheets in a million years.

Just as I was about to completely lose my mind, a direct message popped up on my phone from the seller.