Neighbor Opens All My Packages

My neighbor is a busybody who loves to "help" me with my packages.

She takes every delivery left at my door into her own house and opens them.

If there is anything edible, she helps herself to a portion, claiming she is just "tasting it" for me.

Afterward, she just smiles and acts like she is doing me a favor.

"We are neighbors, honey. No need to thank me for such a small thing," she would say.

I hate confrontation, so I started having my packages sent to a secure pickup locker.

But she di