Real Estate Agent Who Hears Murdered Ghosts

I am a real estate agent. For the past three years, I have been the top seller in the industry.

It is not because I am a smooth talker; it is because I can hear houses speak.

The houses will chatter about a hollow wall, a leaking pipe, or a window with a bad seal.

During move-out inspections, I point out exactly what tenants try to hide. When showing a place to renters, I warn them about hidden red flags.

I have been doing this so long that both sides treat me like family.