She Stole My $32 Million Bike,So I Sent Her to Prison

To stay in shape, I'd turned down the butler manservant butler's offer to drive me around in the Rolls-Royce. Instead, every single day, I rode a Trek Butterfly to and from work.

One coworker who had a grudge against me would always get snide whenever she saw my bike. "Riding a bicycle to work must save you a ton of money, huh? That BMW X3 of mine eats up almost a thousand bucks a month just in gas. I'm so jealous of you. Why don't you lend it to me for a couple of days?"

I ignored her. I just figured she had a screw loose.