She Thought He Was a Catch

I was discreetly escorting a criminal suspect onto a plane.

Mid-flight, a flight attendant approached the suspect and started chatting him up.

I subtly warned her of the danger and requested a secluded corner away from other passengers for us.

To my surprise, the flight attendant scoffed at me.

“Hey, is this your private plane? You think you can sit wherever you want? I'm just talking to a handsome guy, what are you so jealous about?”

Seeing her unreasonable behavior, I called the chief flight attendant to intervene.