Sixty Million Dollars, Lottery Divorce

My family just won the lottery.

My mother-in-law called us all together with a grave expression to divide the spoils.

"One million for our new house, one million for my youngest son, and one million for our retirement. As for you―"

She threw a divorce agreement right at my face.

"Get the hell out of my house. You're not getting a single cent!"

I didn't even argue. I scrambled to sign my name as fast as I could.

These idiots had no idea. I was the one who won sixty million dollar