Stand Me Up Again and It's Goodbye

My wife is a pilot. We had our wedding three years ago, but she's stood me up 18 times since then when we agreed to register our marriage.

The first time she stood me up was when her apprentice took his first flight. I waited outside city hall the whole day for her.

The second time she stood me up was when she turned around after receiving a call from her apprentice. She left me by the roadside.

Later, whenever we set a date to register our marriage, her apprentice would run into all sorts of trouble.